When ZOMBIES!!! attack!. It's a short -- Night of the Living Dead meets Cops.

What happens when famous people turn into ZOMBIES!!!? Here is the answer

ZOMBIE!!! Walk dot com is a forum where you can recruit people from your city and organize a ZOMBIE!!! walk. Here is an example of the craziness.

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Production in Vancouver is scheduled to begin mid-November on “Trick or Treat”, a new horror film from “X2″ and “Superman Returns” co-writer Michael Dougherty. Dougherty penned the script and will make his feature legtht directorial debut on the film which interweaves four tales of chaos and malevolence and has been loosely described as “Pulp Fiction” set on Halloween night.

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They didn't really still my idea, but I do dabble with script writing and I had an idea similar to it. Well, similar as in I wanted the movie to be set during Halloween night and it would involved homicidal trick-or-treaters. So...maybe they didn't steal it.

I hope this is a good horror movie. I love how horror movies are coming out on a pretty constant pace, but some of them suck.

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Take a look at this costume. I like to think that I create quality costumes, but this, in my opinion, is incredible. It is made of wood! I think. It looks like wood. I've never made anything out of wood. This dude widdled Jack out of a tree. Awesome.

And in other Halloween related news...last night I picked up, World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War. I can sometimes be a slow reader, but in the event that I finish the book before or on Halloween I will present a review of it.


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A large part of my Halloween experience as a kid involved watching, over and over of course, Disney's Halloween Treat. If you don't know what I'm talking about you should be ashamed, especially if you are my age. I would place the blame on your parents. But I digress. I absolutely loved this clip montage video, not only during Halloween -- I love it the whole year round. I remember going to our local drug store, which was a movie rental place (pre-blockbuster) and renting this gem, all the damn time.

I hadn't seen the video in a long time and last year I was determine to find a copy. Fast forward a year, I find it. A few weeks ago I was presented with a link to download the video -- let me tell you I was piss pants excited. Now the bad boy is on my hard-drive waiting for me to do what I please with it. I have watched it twice so far and I am surprised that I didn't grow up to be the next Ed Gein. Please, allow me to present somewhat of a photo essay of Disney's Halloween Treat.



Oh, it's just Mickey with a shotgun...A SHOTGUN!!!! Yes, people your eyes aren't deceiving you. That is Mickey with, maybe, a 12-gauge shotty. Let's hope Pluto doesn't make any sudden moves or piss-off Mickey too much. Or let's pray Mickey doesn't find Minnie with Goofy. I know what you are thinking, "Elmer Fudd, has a shotgun." And you know what Mr. Fudd is a hunter, Mickey is MICKEY! It's like seeing a puppy dog eat a baby. It isn't right.


Mickey the Murker Mouse



Yes, that is the fricking devil. Laughing, and nodding at you in all of his devilness. I have nothing against the devil, I mean everybody has their hustle, but this dude is scary. Just look at him...NOT TOO LONG! You don't want him to eat your soul. Do you?


^^^^^He is in his battle stance.



Oh, there is Pluto running into some demented cat temple.



I'll let the picture speak.



Here is completely sane Donald Duck -- those M-80s are going in his nephews' trick-or-trick bags -- what a sick bastard.



Maybe Donald was right for blowing up his nephew's bags, those costumes are lame.



You may look at the pictures and see nothing wrong. Maybe there isn't anything wrong, maybe I was just fishing for a Halloween topic to write about. But maybe I am right, and if I am right...I guess I will be right.

Watch the video yourself, be a mature adult and make your own decision. A little treat.








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In honor of Talk like a Pirate Day and my Halloween countdown I present to you: Zombie Pirates

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Featuring the likes of Beck, Arcade Fire, David Cross, Elvira "The Mistress of the Dark" and many more, this star laced ensemble brings you Do They Know It's Halloween.

BOO! This fall’s sweetest – and scariest – benefit song is DO THEY KNOW IT’S HALLOWE’EN. This single features a star-studded ensemble (Beck, Sum 41, The Arcade Fire) known as the NORTH AMERICAN HALLOWEEN PREVENTION INITIATIVE. Both a trick and a treat, this song is a satire - as well as a charity-benefit song with all proceeds being donated to UNICEF.

Here is the nifty video for the song.


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"All the candy corn that was ever made, was made in 1911. They never had to make it again; we never eat enough of it."
-Lewis Black

I don't know how or why, but candy corn has always been one of my favorite Halloween treats. I don't know if it's because it's named after a vegetable and tastes nothing like it, or if it's its festive colors that are easy for my color-blinded eyes to see. I do know my dreams of world peace do to the simultaneous consumption of candy corn has be shattered.

Until recently, this naive, post-pubescent man assumed that every air-breathing, blood bleeding, man, woman, and child enjoyed the delectable treat that is candy corn. But due to the increase popularity, usage, and connectivity of the internet I have learned that I am a fool. One quick click on this link and you to can see the hate filled hatred many people have for this delicious treat. It makes me sick.

I have a plan though. Since I am now a legit land owner I have powers! I'm not talking voting powers circa 1776 -- I am talking Halloween-candy giving out powers! I decide what candy is given out and how much candy is given out! My plan? I will give shitloads of candy corn to ever trick-or-treater that walks within 10 feet of my person. I will give them so much candy corn they will have to eat it, and love it!

More candy corn info.

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