Today's "The Happy Happy Christmastime Joy Maker, Classic Christmas Cartoon" features the most incompetent special agent, the half brother of Jack Bauer, yeah, I am talking about Inspector Gadget.

In this Christmas themed episode Dr. Claw is posing as Santa Claus, or Claws, and if I'm not mistaken, Gadget falls for it. Don't hate him, he is retarded.

Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas

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Okay. I met with the board members and we voted in favor, 9-1, to introduce a new happy happy Christmastime joy maker. Actually, this blog is ran like Cuba, and I am Castro. What I says goes, and what I say is: During this Christmastime season, everyday this blog will feature a CLASSIC CHRISTMAS CARTOON! If you pissed your pants it is okay, it's a symptom of this much excitement.

So, with out further adieu I present CLASSIC CHRISTMAS CARTOON day one: Animaniacs Christmas Special

The Happy Happy Christmastime Joy Maker, Classic Christmas Cartoon will be uploaded everyday sometime after 5pm est. Be there or be there.

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If you want to be cool and christmasy like me, you need to get on this, the X-entertainment Advent Calendar. Nothing says Christmas like Playmobil, Legos, and death.

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Use the christmas webcams to view live images of 15,000 christmas lights and also CONTROL them - heck, you can even inflate (or deflate) the giant Elmo, Frosty, Santa, and Homer Simpson - D'OH! The webcams are online 7x24 from Thanksgiving to January 1st and you annoy the neighbors by turning stuff on & off from 1700 to 2200 MST (GMT-7). Plus you can send "Instant Messages via Webcam" for everyone to see. HO HO HO! ;-)

Control zee Lights!

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North Pole, Top of the World (AP)-- "I am tired of sharing. I want the spotlight to myself. Ho, ho, ho." Santa told this to reporters after reveling that he is trying to literally take the Christ out of Christmas. Today, Santa petitioned the "powers that be" to remove Jesus and all Jesus related things from Christmas. "I have done more for Christmas than that lazy, peace-loving hippie has. Supposedly it's his birthday, that's the only thing he has done for Christmas. Ho-ho-ho!"

Father Christmas is motioning to remove nativities, the celebration of the god-man's birthday, and Jesus related songs. He is making one exception, the name "Christmas," Santa likes the name Christmas. "Nobody goes to the mall to sit on Jesus' lap, they go to the mall to sit on my lap. Ho, ho, ho. Nowadays, he is an after thought. The order goes: Me, presents, decorations, tree, cookies, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Jesus. I am just making it easier for people.Ho, ho, ho."

A hearing will be held next week. The Judges are asking both Santa and Jesus to be present.

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If you only have gigs of Christmas music, check out this site for some good ol' fashion vinyl...recorded to a computer.

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A Charlie Brown Christmas is on tonight @ 8EST!!! Although I feel it is a bit early for such a great Christmas special, hell, at least it is coming on.

Hidden within this link is your holiday TV guide. All of the favorites are there and some non-favorites.

Schedule accordingly.

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Yesterday, the fiancee and I jumped on the subway and headed uptown to Center City. I had to hit up the Barnes and Noble, I was returning a comic book for a comic book; that's how well read I am, deal with it! Although the weather could have been crisper, even colder, I noticed something. After passing all of the fancy-smanchy store-fronts on Walnut St: Kenneth Cole, Urban Outfitters, Diesel, Lucky Brand,... McDonald's, I noticed one thing.

It's M'EFFIN' CHRISTMASTIME, BITCHES!!! (I had help with the colors)

I was going to wait until the first to start this jamboree, but, I have to admit, I am too damn excited!!! If I weren't working, in a public area, I would be streaking.
Instead of hanging out with friends like normal young couples, Meliss and I went to the craft store, Home Depot, and Target to get some Christmas decor. It is slowly going up. I just need to figure out how to hang lights from bricks.

So here's to the beginning of a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Winter Solstice, Holiday, winter season. Cheers.


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