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Classic Christmas Cartoon Day 8!

Friday, December 08, 2006 by Geoff

I've never seen this on before, MGM A Pup's Christmas


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Ding, Ding

by Geoff

The question I am about ask and answer, has been answered and asked numerous times throughout the ages. Who's better, Santa or Jesus?

Facial Hair:
Santa, he sports a most wonderful fluffy beard of white. It is as if he held up a cloud and stole its baby.
Jesus, his beard appears to be grown out of laziness. He looks like a damn hippie. Plus, I think it might smell.

Winner: Santa

Fashion Sense:
Santa knows what looks good on him. He wears his red suit, the suit does not wear him. His color coordination is impeccable, red hat with white trim, red top-thing with white trim, black leather belt, black leather boots -- elf tailors kick ass. Not only is red suit stylin', it is also very practical for those Arctic days and nights.

Jesus, he wears sandals and a white shaw, throw thing. I don't know about then, but it just doesn't work now. We should just be thankful he doesn't wear socks.

Winner: Santa

Mode of Transportation:
Santa, rocks a physics defying Sleigh.

Jesus, drives a mule. (I don't think he is even trying)

Winner: Santa

Last Seen:
Santa, in the mall this past weekend.

Jesus, on a dog's ass.

Winner: Santa

It's conclusive, Santa does and loves to kick Jesus' ass everyday of the week. And just in case you don't believe me: more evidence




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Classic Cartoon Day 7!

Thursday, December 07, 2006 by Geoff

I usually like to watch these before I post them. I watched the first half-hour, but then 24 happened.

I love how these Rankin & Bass productions always start with a real life news report, it gives it that oh-so-real feeling.

For your viewing pleasure: Santa Claus is Coming to Town

P.S.
We just had our first snow fall of the season, albeit flurries, it was still snow and it was falling and it was the first of this Christmastime season.

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Classic Christmas Cartoon Day 6!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006 by Geoff

He came to town one day...no introduction needed.

Frosty the Snowman

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Santa Claws

by Geoff

As Christmas nears, Austrian children hoping for gifts from Santa Claus will also be watching warily for "Krampus," his horned and hairy sidekick.
Whole Story

Austria, first Hitler, now this guy? You better stop terrorizing the world.

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Classic Christmas Cartoon Day 5!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006 by Geoff

If you are a talking bear that lives inside a tree, chances are, other talking animals live inside other trees. So, Papa Bear, stop being a terrorist; just because you want a Christmas tree doesn't mean you can chop down somebody's home.

here ya go, Berenstein Bears Christmas Tree

Question: What is your favorite Classic Christmas Cartoon?

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Calvin and Hobbes and Christmas

by Geoff


My favorite comic strip ever. Calvin and Hobbes is especially great during Christmas.


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Classic Christmas Cartoon Day 4!

Monday, December 04, 2006 by Geoff

Today's installment of CCC features a cartoon I remember, but not this particular Christmas themed episode. This Back to the Future cartoon episode starts out in the dead of summer, everyone, including the Doc's 2 son (yes, the doc has kids in this for some sick reason), is complaining about the heat. One horrible pun takes them back to Charles Dickens' England during Christmas. Within 2 minutes of arriving "back to the future" the keys to the Delorean are stolen, the Doc's wife is sent to prison, and the Doc's kids are kidnapped. Moral of the story: Don't travel back in time.

Enjoy, Back to the Future - Dicken's of a Christmas

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Santa, Hates?

by Geoff

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Now this picture of Santa makes sense.
Miniature wooden Santa figures were removed from Rossmann stores, a German retail chain, after customers claimed they looked like they were giving the outlawed Hitler salute.
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It Will Eat You Alive

by Geoff

Christmas is a big, garish, sprawling, devour-everything-in-its-path monster of a holiday. And thank goodness.
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I'm Geoff and I approve of this message. Christmas should be like your great aunt Glenda's jewelry box: Big, shiny, and a lot. The way I see it, you can never have too much decoration. Christmas decorations should be a giant mess of electric, plastic, pine, and inflatable Grinches.

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Classic Christmas Cartoon Day 3!

Sunday, December 03, 2006 by Geoff

In a world where every human has a mouse counter part, where everyone, including adult mice and people, write letters to Santa. In a world where Old Saint Nick is a grudge holding bitch, where each member of the only black family in town has an afro. In a world where a mouse calls the north pole stating that he is "Father Mouse," and demands to speak with an Amish bearded Santa. I present to you: Twas the Night Before Christmas

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