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Santa is Tired of Sharing

North Pole, Top of the World (AP)-- "I am tired of sharing. I want the spotlight to myself. Ho, ho, ho." Santa told this to reporters after reveling that he is trying to literally take the Christ out of Christmas. Today, Santa petitioned the "powers that be" to remove Jesus and all Jesus related things from Christmas. "I have done more for Christmas than that lazy, peace-loving hippie has. Supposedly it's his birthday, that's the only thing he has done for Christmas. Ho-ho-ho!"

Father Christmas is motioning to remove nativities, the celebration of the god-man's birthday, and Jesus related songs. He is making one exception, the name "Christmas," Santa likes the name Christmas. "Nobody goes to the mall to sit on Jesus' lap, they go to the mall to sit on my lap. Ho, ho, ho. Nowadays, he is an after thought. The order goes: Me, presents, decorations, tree, cookies, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Jesus. I am just making it easier for people.Ho, ho, ho."

A hearing will be held next week. The Judges are asking both Santa and Jesus to be present.

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