Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Swords Sort of Hurt
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It was 1888, England and it's people were too occupied with Jack the Ripper to notice anything. They were so enthralled with Jack and his ripping, they failed to notice the ghastly battle between the Ninjas and the Zombies.
The Ninjas, with their stealthiness and their swords, and the Zombies, with their rigor mortis, and hunger for brains, were battling for supremacy of the Internet. You ask, "How were they battling over supremacy of the Internet, when this event occurred in 1888?" I will tell you...
During the mid-medieval times, a great samurai came down from the heavens upon a giant wooden sword. He came down and told the Ninjas of the most wonderful land of the future known as the Internet. He told them of the fame and glory they would receive from the Internet. The Ninjas grew excited from this news, they couldn't wait for the future. They imagined all the swords they could buy with all of their fame and glory. But the wise, time traveling, sword mastering man warned them it would not be that easy. He told them of a great, undead warrior known as the Zombies.
He told the Ninjas they would have to battle the undead to the death for complete rule of the Internet. The great warrior told them to use their swords swiftly to destroy the brain. The Ninjas said they would...
Recently, today, the Zombies took away the Ninja's swords and are now known as: Zombies with swords!
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It was 1888, England and it's people were too occupied with Jack the Ripper to notice anything. They were so enthralled with Jack and his ripping, they failed to notice the ghastly battle between the Ninjas and the Zombies.
The Ninjas, with their stealthiness and their swords, and the Zombies, with their rigor mortis, and hunger for brains, were battling for supremacy of the Internet. You ask, "How were they battling over supremacy of the Internet, when this event occurred in 1888?" I will tell you...
During the mid-medieval times, a great samurai came down from the heavens upon a giant wooden sword. He came down and told the Ninjas of the most wonderful land of the future known as the Internet. He told them of the fame and glory they would receive from the Internet. The Ninjas grew excited from this news, they couldn't wait for the future. They imagined all the swords they could buy with all of their fame and glory. But the wise, time traveling, sword mastering man warned them it would not be that easy. He told them of a great, undead warrior known as the Zombies.
He told the Ninjas they would have to battle the undead to the death for complete rule of the Internet. The great warrior told them to use their swords swiftly to destroy the brain. The Ninjas said they would...
Recently, today, the Zombies took away the Ninja's swords and are now known as: Zombies with swords!
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Monday, November 13, 2006.
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