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That's a Spicy!

For fall to feel like fall. For October to feel like Halloween a few things must occur: Leaves must turn and fall, the air must get crisp, every god loving and god hating home must be outfitted to the devil's liking, night must start sooner, and these...

These, Sweetzels Spiced Wafers, MUST GO IN MY MOUTH.

Again, I blame my parents for my fondness of these fall-time treats. If it weren't for them I would know nothing about these deliciously, a-hint-of-spicy spice wafers. But as a young chap, every Fall these cookies would find a way into our house. I was almost forced to like them. I hope they're happy.

Everything about these treats scream, "YOU CAN'T CELEBRATE FALL AND/OR HALLOWEEN WITHOUT ME!" from the orange and black box (the official Halloween colors), to the spicy sweet taste(supposedly only activated by the cool autumn air). If burning leaves is the smell of fall, Sweetzels Spiced Wafers are the taste.

Even if you are living in the Sndyer St. Subway station, sleeping on a flea infested pillow and using a urine soaked blanket as a tent. One bite of these badboys and you feel like you're home. What Mother Theresa couldn't do for the poor of Calcutta her whole life, these wafers could do with just one serving. Except, the helpless people of Calcutta will never experience the magic that is Sweetzels Spiced Wafers because they are only sold in and around south eastern PA (why must god be so mean).

There is hope. According to this forum, an IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME forum(hahaha. I love the internet), the not so lucky people of Calcutta, and unlucky people all over the world can order Sweetzels Spiced Wafers here.

But seriously, all kidding aside, these cookies kick ass, and I love them. If you never had them, try them.

Be nice to your Mama.


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