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O Rly?

I just overheard someone in my office say, "I don't like terrorist." This person wasn't being sarcastic or anything like that. They were being serious. I'm glad that person state that fact because I was beginning to worry. Recently, I wasn't sure if this lady was a terrorist sympathizer or an anti-territe.

She inspired me to make a list of things I don't like.



  • Dirty baby diapers
  • Bullets flying in my direction
  • Sallie Mae
  • The beach
  • The state of NJ (sorry Tennessee)
  • Commercial Radio
  • Socks with sandals
  • Comb-overs
  • Not-free
  • My work
  • Jesus
  • Stupid people
  • Country Music
  • Constipation
  • Movie remakes
  • Cliches


This post sucks. It is stricken from the record. Here is some farting to make everything better (work safe).


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