It has been several months in the making. It has been hundreds of hours in the waiting. In 2 days. It will be here. Thousands. Millions. Billions. Gaggles of people will share in the experience. Sons will take their fathers. Mothers will take their daughters. Ho's will take their pimps. Cancers will take their lives. Terrorist won't terrorize. Theorist won't theorize. Scientist won't sciencize. Baptist won't baptize!

Buddha, Jesus, Santa, Muhammad, and Balki Bartokomous will dance the dance of joy. Fore, Friday, August 18th 2006 at 8 PM eastern standard time my wait will be over!

My eyes will be pleased. My ears will be excited. My brain will be amazed. Adrenaline, dopamine, candy, and popcorn will fill my body!

AT 8 O'CLOCK 08/18/06 I WILL SCREAM THE MOST MIGHTIEST OF SCREAMS!
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY YOUNG, NAIVE LIFE! I. WILL. VIEW: SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN' PLANE!

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