While at my local multiplex this weekend to see the motion picture, Thank You for Smoking - a humorous, but not as humorous as the many pseudo-intellectuals in the theater would have had you think, satire about, "Big Tobacco's chief spokesman, Nick Naylor, who spins on behalf of cigarettes while trying to remain a role model for his twelve-year-old son."

While my fiancee and I were walking to our theater destination I found, I saw before me, that. That being that picture. That picture? A "Snakes On The Plane" movie poster. What's the big deal? Well, for me at least, it was the first time I saw anything SoaP related in person - it wasn't on the internet and it was official, not some bootleg. If I was a hardcore criminal I could have punched the plexiglass prison the poster was trapped in, shattered it with my fury, and actually hold the damn thing in my hand. But, I did nothing of that - I'm not a fury firing criminal.

What does this mean for our civilized nation? We are ever so close to the August 18th, 2006 release of Snakes On a Plane. A quick look at my space, on myspace, will provide you with exactly how much time you have to prepare your feeble souls for most spectacular release of SoaP.

And for your information - I did scream like a small, albino, Laterhousen wearing, knee-sock sporting, mommy-mommy-give-me-that-new-toy-now whining, snotty nose child, when I saw the poster.

One final note: I took the picture with my phone. That is the reason for the crappy looking thang.

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