You may be looking at the picture above and asking yourself, "What the hell is that cup? It looks like cottage cheese and brown." If this question was asked, you would feel me invading your mind - wearing combo boots and a shiny suit yelling, "Halt!" Then proceeding to loudly whisper, "You have layeth ye eyes on the most holiest of treats - the most scrumptious ice cream and candy hybrid ever created!" No! Not Dairy Queen's Blizzard - no evil corporation could ever concoct such a delicious heaven. It is . . . the one . . . and only . . MUDDY BUDDY [cue suspense music] created by your local mom & pop ice cream shop: Fleck's Ice Cream, located in Villas, NJ.

What is a Muddy Budd you ask? What makes a MB?

If I did not have previous knowledge of the MB ingredients, I would and could only assume it was one part Jesus, two parts Diablo, four parts Thunder, six parts Lust. But, since this is not a supernatural world the MB consist of: Soft serve chocolate ice cream, mountainous mounds of peanut butter cup pieces, peanut butter syrup, and chocolate syrup - mixed until blended evenly.

I forget the exact date and time I first had a MB, for upon my initial experience with this divine dessert, I passed out and found myself, several hours later, in the ICU of the Villas County Hospital. The doctors said my brain exploded and I shouldn't be alive. I thought otherwise.

The picture of the MB above is of the MB I had purchased and devoured this past weekend, Memorial Day Weekend. It was my first MB of 2006 summer session, but not my last. Over the course of the summer I will most likely take part in 6 or 7 MB eating ceremonies.

If you or anyone you know would like to have the Muddy Buddy Experience(c), please contact Lasdro for further information.

This entry was posted by Geoff, on Tuesday, May 30, 2006. You can leave your response.