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""Iran has joined the club of nuclear nations," President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared in a nationally televised speech."
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I want some enriched uranium, I want to be part of the club. For real, if I could be serious for a second, nuclear nations, that would be a kick ass tag-team wrestling name.
Coming to the ring, weighing in at 555 lb, reigning from parts unknown - THE NUCLEAR NATIONS.
Cue music. Cue explosions. In the pyro, silhouettes of the wrestlers appear.