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Yesterday I saw the movie, Lucky Number Slevin , staring Bruce Willis, Morgan Freedman, Josh Hartnett, Sir Ben Kingsley, and Lucy Liu. Overall it was an entertaining kill-fest-o-rama filled with quick and witty dialogue. It took a pinch of Usual Suspects, a dash of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels/Snatch, and splash of Pulp Fiction. With this recipe, Luck Number Slevin, was predictable at times, but enjoyable, fun, bullet holes, and bloody nonetheless.
Hartnett impressed me. I hadn't seen him in anything else other than Pearl Harbor and 40 days and 40 nights - both really, really, really, really, really, really, alkadaoiewefjow. And Morgan Freedman, although I call him grampa when I refer to him in my circle of friends, he did a nice job as a crime boss. Seriously though, what's the difference between god and crime boss? A darker suit?
I saw the movieeeee early in the afternoon, then at 7 I sat down with some peoples and took the pleasure of watching WRESTLEMANIA 22. Unlike my childhood and teenage years, I do not watch wrestling on a consisted basis. And unlike most people my age who stopped watching wrestling, I didn't stop because I "found out" it was fake, I stopped because the storylines are sucky and there are no real headliners. But for the same reason my grandmom, and nuns around the world watch the Superbowl, I must watch WrestleMania - its friggin' WRESTLEMANIA man! The biggest night in sports entertainment!
I'm not going to review every match, one, I do not feel like it, two . . .feel like it I do not. I will just point out my personal highlights of the night.
Highlight 1: Edge Vs Mick Foley/Mankind/Dude love/Cactus Jack. This match was a hardcore match, for people who don't know - hardcore matches have no rules anything can be used as a weapon, including the kitchen sink, which, in the past has been used. The best part of this match included but was not limited to blood, thumb tacs, fire, barbed wire laced bats and torsos, blood, blood, and a sock wrapped in barbed wire. Although Edge, the rated R superstar, won, Mick Foley kicked ass. A few years ago Foley was told by doctors not to fight anymore because he could die, but not even death could hold back this mad man.
Highlight 2: Shawn Michaels the Heart Break Kid VS Vince McMahon. Vinny Mac, is the 61 year old owner of WWE - but if I look like him when I'm 61, I think I would want to wrestle too. The dude is in some serious shape, and he is possible one of the most underrated funny men in the world. I would pay good money just to watch him make his faces. Believe me this man is a comedic genius from the way he walks into the squared circle, to the way he takes slaps on the chest. Jim Carey eat your own heart from the palm of Vince's cold, blood-soaked hand. The match ended with HBK jumping off a 25-30 Ft ladder and landing with an elbow on his target, Vince, whom was laid upon a table with a metal trash can on his head. It was sweeeeeeet.
Hartnett impressed me. I hadn't seen him in anything else other than Pearl Harbor and 40 days and 40 nights - both really, really, really, really, really, really, alkadaoiewefjow. And Morgan Freedman, although I call him grampa when I refer to him in my circle of friends, he did a nice job as a crime boss. Seriously though, what's the difference between god and crime boss? A darker suit?
I saw the movieeeee early in the afternoon, then at 7 I sat down with some peoples and took the pleasure of watching WRESTLEMANIA 22. Unlike my childhood and teenage years, I do not watch wrestling on a consisted basis. And unlike most people my age who stopped watching wrestling, I didn't stop because I "found out" it was fake, I stopped because the storylines are sucky and there are no real headliners. But for the same reason my grandmom, and nuns around the world watch the Superbowl, I must watch WrestleMania - its friggin' WRESTLEMANIA man! The biggest night in sports entertainment!
I'm not going to review every match, one, I do not feel like it, two . . .feel like it I do not. I will just point out my personal highlights of the night.
Highlight 1: Edge Vs Mick Foley/Mankind/Dude love/Cactus Jack. This match was a hardcore match, for people who don't know - hardcore matches have no rules anything can be used as a weapon, including the kitchen sink, which, in the past has been used. The best part of this match included but was not limited to blood, thumb tacs, fire, barbed wire laced bats and torsos, blood, blood, and a sock wrapped in barbed wire. Although Edge, the rated R superstar, won, Mick Foley kicked ass. A few years ago Foley was told by doctors not to fight anymore because he could die, but not even death could hold back this mad man.
Highlight 2: Shawn Michaels the Heart Break Kid VS Vince McMahon. Vinny Mac, is the 61 year old owner of WWE - but if I look like him when I'm 61, I think I would want to wrestle too. The dude is in some serious shape, and he is possible one of the most underrated funny men in the world. I would pay good money just to watch him make his faces. Believe me this man is a comedic genius from the way he walks into the squared circle, to the way he takes slaps on the chest. Jim Carey eat your own heart from the palm of Vince's cold, blood-soaked hand. The match ended with HBK jumping off a 25-30 Ft ladder and landing with an elbow on his target, Vince, whom was laid upon a table with a metal trash can on his head. It was sweeeeeeet.
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Monday, April 03, 2006.
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