My plan is working . . .it's working!
On Friday afternoon my mom handed my fiancee and I a box. Inside the box was this, a kickass - Zevro Easy Morning Dual Dry Food Dispenser. Yeah, that is right, DUAL. Two at a time, Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries and Cocoa Puffs. Do you know why my mom purchased this fine magic kitchen device? Because of this - my very own, male oriented, personally picked Wedding Registry. If everything goes according to plan, and as of right now it appears it might, I will have the best wedding gifts ever. For real. On the real.