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Veni, Vedi, Vending Machine

All the vending machines at work last week were all removed from their respectable cubby holes along the walls. This week each cubby hole, which can house up to 3 vending machines were re-tiled, and are in the midst of being re-painted. These goings-ons can only mean one of one things. We are getting new vending machines! Yes, my excitement is uncalled for, but if you work where I work, or in a similar environment, you too would be excited. The previous/present vending machines, which are scattered haphazardly throughout the hallways have seen better days. Those better days, they occurred in the mid 80's, possibly even earlier.

Let me explain, our halls ways are separated into oasisssss, oasis A,B,C, and D. These oasi are where these vending machines are located. Each oasis has 3 vending machines: Juice/milk/chocolate milk machine, snack machine, and soda/water machine. Each machine is horribly out-dated, as if a caveman whittled them with a stone arrow-head and a round rock. The soda machine, which is a pepsi machine, which sells diet coke, features the pepsi logo of the mid 90's. The selector buttons on said machine features the diet-coke logo circa. 1988. And the water selector, the water selector says "WATER" written in handwriting.

I hoping we get some cool, space age machines. Maybe ones that take debit/credit cards, fore I rarely have cash on me. I would like fresh fruit to be an option also. Maybe even a sticker vending machine, or superball machine for those boring afternoons such as today's.

“Veni, Vedi, Vending Machine”