Santarchy! (Santacon): "No force on earth can stop one hundred Santas!

Santarchy in the news.
They are some crazy F'in Santas fighting the man! I would love too see footage of the attack on the Christmas tree. If I were a betting man, I would bet that, they created a Quasi-Santa-Human turnbuckle while one of their Santa comrades climbed the ropes. Then once on top, said Santa either went with the good ol' fashion flying elbow, or a nice, kosher body dive; engulfing his body in Christmas tree goodness.

Santarchy in the news.
""They came in, said 'Merry Christmas' and then helped themselves," convenience store staff member Changa Manakynda told the Herald, which reported the Santas also attacked a Christmas tree."
They are some crazy F'in Santas fighting the man! I would love too see footage of the attack on the Christmas tree. If I were a betting man, I would bet that, they created a Quasi-Santa-Human turnbuckle while one of their Santa comrades climbed the ropes. Then once on top, said Santa either went with the good ol' fashion flying elbow, or a nice, kosher body dive; engulfing his body in Christmas tree goodness.
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