Christmas LIGHTSSSS!
I like Christmas lights. No. I love Christmas lights. I can't get enough of them. But these guys www.uglychristmaslights.com, they seem to dislike jesus' electronic-glowing-stars of Christmas goodness.

For instance, this picture above. Although, I do agree that is one effin' crazy- decorated house, I think it is beautiful. But for some reason it has found itself on ugly Christmas lights dot commy.
In conclusion, I deem it proper, for one month out of the year, for your house to appear vomited on by a giant nuclear frosty-the-snowman-lovin'-candy-cane-eatin'-nativity-slurpin-reindeer-digesting-Santa-sniffin-drummer-boy-shakin'-elf-molestin'-wreath-poopin' snow king goblin.
PS. at the link above there is a plethora of decorated houses.
I like Christmas lights. No. I love Christmas lights. I can't get enough of them. But these guys www.uglychristmaslights.com, they seem to dislike jesus' electronic-glowing-stars of Christmas goodness.

For instance, this picture above. Although, I do agree that is one effin' crazy- decorated house, I think it is beautiful. But for some reason it has found itself on ugly Christmas lights dot commy.
In conclusion, I deem it proper, for one month out of the year, for your house to appear vomited on by a giant nuclear frosty-the-snowman-lovin'-candy-cane-eatin'-nativity-slurpin-reindeer-digesting-Santa-sniffin-drummer-boy-shakin'-elf-molestin'-wreath-poopin' snow king goblin.
PS. at the link above there is a plethora of decorated houses.
Labels: Christmastime, nonsense