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I'm looking at you. . .

I thought this was pretty sweet. I have a tracker for my blog. Using google maps it places a point to where each of my visitor's are from.

I didn't realize I was so popular over seas. I'm like the David Hasselhoff of the blog world - I even wear a bathing suit while blogging.

I took the picture below because it looks to be the most visitors I have ever had. You probably stumbled upon my internet home and ran for your life. Or maybe Jesus hates you and he punished you to my site. I don't know.

I do know that I know where you're all from, and if you stop looking at my site I will hunt you down and force you to cook me dinner. Then I will proceed to watch you as you read my newest entry. I swear, I will do it. Do not f*ck with me.

“I'm looking at you. . .”

  1. Anonymous Anonymous Says:

    don't want to let the air out of your sails but are you sure some of your international visitors aren't spam bots and search engine crawlers?